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The Non​-​Nudity Clause

by Combat Naps

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1.
I know you're just as excited as me But if I get the lead then I can't do the nudity I know the president asked for my breast but I won't get undressed so he's gonna have to deal with it Another million dollars is cool but i already have one so I'm gonna insist I know you're just as excited as me But if I get involved then I can't do the nudity
2.
I’m getting a newfound appreciation For the nervousness nerves can feel when they’re getting a newfound appreciation I’m gonna get started on this right away Or I’ll never see you again And enjoy your newfound appreciation How could this be any tighter around my chest? I’m gonna cry in a week’s time In a week’s time I’m gonna cry, I’m gonna cry I’m getting a newfound appreciation For the problems that don’t exist That I make up on the spot and never ever forget
3.
Talking in the pouring rain Waiting on a self-destructing train To take me far away from my troubles and outrun unusual pain Standing in the sinking sand Holding all my dreams in my left hand Waiting on a sympathy letter From someone I never have met When a horse gets tired it dies right on its feet When I get tired I barely know how to recede Suckin down the boulevard I was such a fool to lose your heart I’m waiting for a friend with a lotta land cuz I need a roof on my head
4.
For an oatmeal cookie My attention span Slept in the eye of a needle A remorseful man Test of my devotion Like a questionnaire For an oatmeal cookie For a single glance I slept like a frostbite victim Took your guiding hand Test of my devotion Til my resting place For an oatmeal cookie Or diet soda can Slept in the tank with the lobsters Til we could fly again Test of my devotion On my bare skin
5.
Vardo Leila 01:51
Come on, come on now Oh Come Oh come on and sip Encouraging echo Oh Come on now Come on It’s already it’s already Got noisy, noisy It’s already inside the noisy, noisy It’s already inside the noise the noise It’s already inside the noisy, noisy It’s amplified on string don’t say don’t say why you just trust me trust me i sleep past this nightmare just trust me trust me bailing out these lifeboats just trust me trust me i know he lost his life but just trust me trust me this can be the last and you trust me trust me keep me in your night shade and trust me trust me that’s what i did trust me trust me it’s not gonna die if it’s two inches nearer It’s already it’s already Got noisy, noisy No one has to start it
6.
Brag 01:31
The only reason I make songs is to brag The only reason I post about making songs is to brag I don’t care if you hear the song It’s evident from the way I produce the song There are too many bands, can’t keep track It’s a shame anyone has to keep track Of anything at all, not just bands Like your own ovulation and comic sans Defense spending, homicidal friends on top of that there’s way too many bands Now I’m making a song just to brag That I made a song instead of being sad You’re happy when everyone else is sad You’re happy when everyone else is sad
7.
No Secret 01:44
After the dark age all the ants survive there’s gonna be a big pillow fight good idea, we should keep in touch You're too exciting for my comfort I don’t have to be your sacred anymore Unless you wanna keep me secret No wonder we can’t keep in touch You bled so much, I saw it all Who are you keeping secrets from Your voice is soft like laissez-faire But i saw you in the radiator Glued your palm to the liberty bell like Mississippi needs a husband No wonder we can’t keep in touch You bled so much, I saw it all Who are you keeping secrets from Voice is soft, no secret
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It gets darker, out here, earlier in the day, this time of year I did nothing to keep my finger on the pulse It just happened to be That I understand When it gets bleak It’s just like you planned We looked up to someone Who made guns Seminary seeds … it gets bleak
9.
War is too important to be left to the generals War is too important to be left to the generals Finally I’m feeling free Doves in my head are released Oh after the dead are released Oh Finally I’m feeling Love is too important to be left to the lovers yet But love is too important to be left to a lovesick man Oh Finally I’m feeling free Doves in my head are released Oh after the dead are released Oh Finally I’m feeling

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I had a dream that my friend kept saying "I'm gonna rob a bank" whenever he got bored. At first we thought it was just a funny joke but after a while we realized that if he kept saying it he was gonna end up doing it

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released May 7, 2021

Cover image supplied by Amelia Soth
Basslines dedicated to Calvin Kostmatka
Songs written and performed by Neal Jochmann
Engineered to a certain extent by Neal Jochmann
Recorded at the studio called PHEW in Madison, WI

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